Max, the crazy fucker from Reservoir Pigs was involed in some sort of accident this weekend. Someone from his family, or another Pig (not sure) emailed me this shocking news, in spanish. I don't speak spanish so I ran the email through a translator (twice) and this is what I got!

Tillman

Max was doing massive bong hits while working on his next submission to FX when a miniature glowing goat with fur made out of weed appeared hovering over his monitor. Max, being the crazy fucker that he is smoked weed from the electric goat for hours untill it shorted out his computer. Max asked me to email you right before he and the mighty goat flew away. He said "Tell Tillman that i'll be back unless his horns turn into fish sticks!"

I just don't get it?

Here is what some of you was waiting for, FX to host sites! Yep! Thats right. ForcedeXistence.com within the next few weeks will host sick, evil, twisted, fucked up web sites for only $5 a month. This is what it'll cost me to add you to my account! Not a penny more, not a penny less! I know there is tons of places on the net that offer free hosting, but here you'll be part a huge sick community of sites!

Those free sites fuck up your page with their banner ads or pop up windows on your site. You would be paying $5 bucks a month to DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT without fear of being shut down, no BS TOS violations, or retared banner ads. I bought HornyForEvil.Com for the sole purpose of hosting dark sites and offering "Yahoo" style email. Thats right, you'll not only get your own YourName@HornyForEvil.com email address, but you'll have a massive 10MB of space at http://HornyForEvil.com/YOUR-NAME to pollute the world wide web.

I have to bill you for the first 6 months ($30) in order to offer the 10MB of space. Other wise you would only have 5MB of space. If you pay for the first year ($60) you'll get 20MB, which is more than enough for almost anyone! (Fuck FX is only using 18MB right now!) Plus you'll have FULL CGI access to run cool perl and java scripts like chat rooms, message boards, guestbooks top 100 lists, etc! Nobody else will give you that for $5 a month!

( I use DreamHost.com hosting service You can verify all these totals for yourself! This is not a scam for me to make money! If you know my site history you know why i'm doing this. If your new around here and would like to know why ask me!)

This may seem like alot of cash just to publish your site on the net, but won't it be worth it knowing that YOU WILL NOT BE DELETED FOR CONTENT! Fuck i'm paying $30 a MONTH to have the same security for FX EVERY MONTH! If you have a sick site, gothic, dark humor, anything that half ass fits into whats going on here or know someone who does, WebTV (WebTVers you CAN DO THIS! Ask me!) or not, please tell them about what i'm doing!

There will also be FREE YourName@HornyForEvil.Com Email Address to WHOEVER wants one, website or not! The email service should be set up and running within 2 weeks. I will not "save" your-name@HornyForEvil.com. However i'm going to tell the people on the FX mailing list a few days before it goes public so that FX's loyal readers will have a chance before anyone else to grab their name. If you have any questions, please email me!

Added over 20 new gore pics to Horny For Evil. All female. All dead. So you all you necro fuckers owe me one! Click my sponsor, thanks!

Reget is a wasted emotion, and for the most part I have learned not to let it be a factor in my life. My only comment on yesterdays post is this, Shit happens! And you know who you are, you shit!

It would also appear that my ungodly rein of terror is over at Lucifers Top List. (for now anyways) It was a hell of a ride! I'd like to thank whatever evil power that adopted FX to rule for three solid fucking weeks. Also, all the Rover and his bone fans out there put enough cash in my pocket to buy another dot com, so my plan to offer free hosting for sick sites will be happening very soon! "Thank yous" go out to sick fuckers down with Rover! Now back to regular ole FX shit.

If you ever wondered what the fuck happened to Lisa Loeb? If so, your're a sick fucker that must be days away from a postal shooting! No, really. There is a point to this? TwistedLens.com only proves the theory that there is a website for any-fucking-thing you can imagine is correct. Although I don't wear glasses, or have never really thought about if they make someone more appealing or not, apparently theres people out there that have some weird fetish for pale chicks with big ass glasses! So for you, the pervert that wacked of to Lisa Loeb on MTV so many years ago, I dedicate this to you! Happy jacking!

You know, people who come by here drive me fucking crazy. I never thought or imagined it to be like this. Over 4,000 new people last week and the only shit in my email box or message board (besides regs) is bullshit like "is Tillman honest" , "i like your page", "rape me"! Fuck that! Look, I spend atleast 4 hours a day looking for something thats worth sharing on this waste land, AKA the Internet, and all I get is whiners and stupid bullshit. I dedicate all my free time to FX for what?

Most people who come by here just rape my site/files and move the fuck on without so much as a fuck you. <<--- That bothers me. I want to piss you off. I want to make you so fucking pissed you contact the FBI and point out my site, telling how much it is fucking up society! Instead, I get little fucking 13 year old girls who want to be raped, pieces of shit who claim to have been here from the beggining screaming "Whats wrong with Tillman." I'm a sick mother fucker and I will be till the day I die! If you have any doubts about this then you should ask somebody! I'm not some punk kid trying to impress his friends, fuck i've been in major fucking movies playing the part of mass murderers/ killers/ inmates! Not for anything other than my apprearance! After chakling up several roles I took the skills I learned and made my way into TV, and radio! Not to mention my band! People screamed Tillman (my name), not the fuckin' band's name!

I'm one contact away from being a major player in what ever the fuck I set my sights on! I'm no better or worse then you, I'm just me! My mood changes often, and right now, for the first time, I feel I hate for you, Joe Surfer, like I do for people that pass me every day on the street. I've always known you were the same spineless bastard, but some days it's more real than others. You can take your brain-washed opinions and fuck off with'em, you fuck!