Imagine, if you will, a band that features acoustic and electric guitars, analog synths and new digital key boards, a sax, a really high drummer, and a bass player who is pregnant with a space alien's baby. Songs of drug dealing superheroes, big balled cats, love songs concerning weapons and mass quantities of alcohol, garage sales where Satan himself shops, and even catholic school girls. All this and more is Bagg.

Doom

If you would like to hear me play bass on a Death Metal/Grind Core track head on over to my mp3 site and listen to Suffer The Loss.

Fuck! I almost forgot, i'm going to be here tomorrow in my chat room to hang out and anwser any questions you fuckers might have from Noon untill 1 pm. (central time) If this goes well, i'll try and schedule a time each week i'll be there. If for some reason i'm not here, it means i'm lieing, still sleeping, or, Possibly dead! I'll log on as "TILLMAN".

Well another week goes by and time for a new poll! The question was: My drug of choice is "Blank!" Out of 817 votes

Sex 252 - 30%
Alcohol 133 - 13%
Pot 97 - 11%
Death 75 - 8%
The Internet 67 - 8 %
LSD 51 - 6%
All Of The Above 51 - 6%
Cocaine 48 - 5%
Other 45 - 5%
Pain Pills 41 - 4%

Ah! User suggestions! 5 People voted for XTC, 4 for Shrooms, 3 for Music, 3 for Meth, 2 for PCP and then came the weirdness! In no paticular order there was shit like: "a kitty dukakis martini", "love you fuck", "sleep deprevation", "watching someones teeth fly out of their head after I beat em with a crowbar", "I HATE THIS DAMN SITE!!! IT MAKES ME PUKE, MAY YOU BURN IN HELL", (thanks! you fuck!) "FUCK DRUGS" .....The most fucked posts would have to be "watching someone get their guts torn out and seeing them scream in great pain.....when I look at them it will give me a natural high knowing how it hurt" and "the adrenaline of the first and last swing of the knife when you finally realize that when you stabbed open her stomach she was pregnant" Yeah! Also what FX poll would be complete with out someone using their suggestion to type in "rape"! Party on dudes! The best answer (to me) was: "we all have our own personal poisens that ultimatley do the same job; get us to tomorrow" So very true!

A situation like this, I never really know what to think. I mean on one hand, if this low life scum that isn't any good to society is shooting at the police in broad daylight, stealing cars, wrecking into shit, maybe he got what he deserved. On the other hand, it's their laws that we're all forced to abide by regardless if we believe in the system or not. Those laws state that we have the right to a fair trial in a court of law. This issue like so many others I can clearly see both sides of the argument.

My boston acoustic speakers are vibrating over my desk. I have spent the last 5 hours recieving messages from the other side, all because of The Satanic Hampster Dance! I suggest that while the page is loading you duct tape cardboard over your windows, turn out all the lights, turn your speakers up to 10 and stare at the page blocking out all other thoughts. If you survive the first hour you're almost there!

Heres a fun little flash game to play called Redneck Shootout. Thanks to BadKarma for emailing yet another shoot'em up. If you guys know of any other sick games, flash or not, please send them to me. Maybe i'm just really sick, but I love killing cartoons. By the way, if there is anybody out there that makes flash games/movies, and is really bored, i'd love to have some flash shit on FX!

I found a link to Vomitus Maximus over at SICKOPATH's site but never really checked it out. Damn, I never knew what I was missing. I looked at every single drawing and they're truly amazing! My favorite would have to "Shut That Fucking Baby Up", or "Limbo Nun". The paintings are awesome as well, plus you can buy copies of them too!

I guess i'm the only guy on the net that has never seen this site before, but if you know me personally, then you know this shit was made for people just like me! Never talks. Just wants to fuck! RealDoll.com Shopping for the perfect mate. I'm saving my pennies right now!

Summer time is here once again. Bar B Q's, swimming, family vacations, and insanity! It seems to me that ever time the temperature starts rising around the counrty, the more people do fucked up crazy shit.

My day started out like most other days, I wake up, go piss, head back to bed, light up a smoke, and turn on the local news to jump start my brain. However, today on my local TV station, the "onsite" reporter was at some gymnasium at 6:30 AM with 50 or so mentally ill and retarded people. I rubbed my eyes and tried to focus on what exactly was happening on my TV, though my hangover was intense I knew what I was seeing was real. For whatever reason, this herd of retards and mentally ill rejects were involved in some sort of dance! Jesus dude! They was floppin' and twitchin' all over the place. One guy was down in what appeared to be a football stance and was lifting his left leg not unlike a dog pissing to the beat! I sat there, staring, trying to make some sense out of this total fucking weirdness. As the camera zoomed back to the reporter some 30 seconds later he said, "Damn, don't they look happy!" I knew today was going to be one of those days!

The drive to work I tried to block the "prozac line dance" out of my mind and it didn't take long untill something even more bizarre popped up to capture my attention. Seems that a 19 year old male cross-dresser into hardcore bondage, put on a dress in the early hours and headed out to a small wooded area in my neighborhood for a little "ruff masturbation". He climbed a tree, put duct tape over his mouth, a pair of broken handcuffs on each wrist, and proceeded to slowly hang himself while jacking off. I guess it was good because he slipped and hung himself!

By the time I got to work, I was just looking at people laughing, waiting for shit to happen. I get to my desk and folks are having an intense conversation about cheerleaders. A school here apparently wouldn't let a few girls on the team because they are overweight. I think every squad should have one fat bitch for all the pretty girls to walk on her back. Needless to say my therory didn't go over to well with the concerned mothers.

Then I read about the Garbage Landslide!You have to read this! Did I mention the title of this update is entitled "Weird Day"? A man went to the truck stop he worked at and shot up the place, killing two. A gas station blew up somewhere killing over 250 people. Some woman drove herself, and 3 kids off a bridge after a fight with her husband. I could go on and on! Seven Eleven 2000. National Quickie Mart Day.

OG emailed BoneLand.com to me today, and I must have played "Alcohol & Ammo" 20 times! Some funny shit here, check it out.

If you've ever been involved in a really bad break up, you'll dig Crazy-Bitch.com Listen Dave, when you kill her send me the pictures to post! Seriously though, if that shit happened to me there wouldn't be a web site unless the state prison started offering internet access!

FX has been on the net for just over 3 years now. After being banned and deleted by many places on the web, I never thought I would get to see the page grow. Hell it was hard enough using a WebTV for 3 years but every time I would get all the pages slapped back up, build some readers, Boom, some asshole a thousand miles away would delete months of work. It's been a hell of a ride, and I just wanted to say thanks to everyone that has helped me along the way. I'm sure now that FX will be here for years to come spewing sickness!

Also, thanks to all that have emailed me this past week with props, opinions, and the willingness to help out. I will respond to every letter, so keep on hitting that send button. If you need help with web shit, or whatever, ask me, if I can't help you I will find someone who can.
Even if you're on WebTV. Us sick fuckers have to stick together!

The Time Cube contest is officially over! There was no winners! There was no losers! Huh?! Every person (all 10 of you) answered my question, "explain to me in one sentence what the fuck this guy is talking about" exactly the same! Well, not word for word, but all of you seemed to agree, that dude is fucked up! So there you have it! Time Cube Dude You Are Fucked Up!